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005 [27 Jun 2009|01:45pm]
I HAVE AN IMPORTANT QUESTION: WHY CAN'T WE LICK OUR WEENUSES?

Also, I am going to send a huge, huge, HUGE bouquet of flowers to Miss Wood because she's a classy lady and it made me very sad to hear that she got poisoned just like me.

BUT NONE FOR EVELYN VILLE, BYE.
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004 [11 Jun 2009|11:03pm]
Milo )
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003 [30 May 2009|10:20pm]
Always tried to be very nice MY ASS. Such lies we're all expected to believe.
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002 [27 May 2009|06:08pm]
oooooouch...those were definitely not from my mom

EILEEN! EILEEN, YOU BITCH, WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING YOUR PHONE?

FUCK BEER WAS A BAD CHOICE
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001 [15 May 2009|01:36am]
So that was officially the third time that happened. Mommy is going to be so mad at me.

I have nineteen and a half bruises today. A half because that one on my elbow might be dirt. But I still think that's a record.

HEY DOVER. DOVER. DOVER!!!
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happily inc. [02 May 2009|05:41pm]
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